About Dead Tired Soap Co.

Dead Tired Soap Co. is a gothic-luxury bath and body brand founded in Vermont by two alchemists of lather who believe personal care should be equal parts science, story, and self-expression.

Every coffin-shaped bar and bottled potion we make begins with chemistry - balanced fatty-acid profiles, premium oils, and exotic butters chosen for real skin benefits. We pair that discipline with dark romantic design: wax seals, black glass, distressed labeling, and fragrances that smell like old cathedrals, forest rain, and haunted libraries.

We formulate, pour, and cure everything in-house in small batches using vegan and sustainable ingredients. Each product is documented under IFRA and MoCRA standards, ensuring it's as safe as it is striking.

Dead Tired isn't trying to be cute or minimal. It's soap for people who love ritual, atmosphere, and things made properly. If you've ever wanted your bathroom to feel like an apothecary in a crumbling cathedral, you're in the right place.

Our Philosophy

  • Craftsmanship & Science: Every formula is tested for safety and optimized for performance.
  • Aesthetic Immersion: Packaging and scent tell a story - each new line is a chapter in our living Grimoire
  • Transparency & Responsibility: Clear ingredient lists, sustainable sourcing, and honesty.
  • Vermont Roots: Designed and produced locally with the same stubborn integrity that defines this state.

Dead Tired Soap Co. exists to make daily rituals feel like ceremonies - to turn the act of getting clean into something worth remembering